The sims2: £12:99
Listening to your mother saying
"Poor little sugarplum, he needs the toilet."
"Kiiiitt, Kitty, I think she's asleep on the chair.. oh no.. wait.. oh yeah, never mind. Okay Duckie lets get you ready for work."
"The buggering car just turned up, poor little sausage."
"Turn around you stupid tart! Well, if you pee yourself it's not my fault..."
"SHE MADE A FRIEND A REALLY REAL FRIEND!"