Ditzy Kitty (ditzy_kitty) wrote,
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Since my last update....

Me: Hey computer, what's up?
THE EVIL PC OF DHOOM!: ... not much.
Me: *smiles* good PC. I'll just be checking my emails.
TEPOD!: I'm sorry Kitty I can't let you do that.
Me: wha'?
TEPOD!: SOMETHING UNSTABLE IS GOING ON WITH AOL. AOL NEEDS TO CLOSE THE HELL DOWN!
Me: *blink*
TEPOD!: OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: .... oh shi-- have I just lost all my stuff AGAIN?!
TEPOD!: lmfao loser. AOL is fine. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA--- God this never gets old.
Me: ....I hate you.

Me: *browsing the web*
TEPOD!: *yawn* something's trying to access the .dll files, that's cool with you right?
Me: SAY WHAT?
TEPOD!: 'cause if it isn't, that's kinda a problem, see I already said it could...
Me: getofthenet getofthenet getofthenet getofthenet!! Backup! Backup! Backup!
Me: ...I hate you computer!

TEPOD!: Hey Kitt... wanna use Photoshop.
Me: Maybe later.
TEPOD!: Go on, you know you want to.
Me: later.
TEPOD!: Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Me: *opens Photoshop.*
TEPOD!: That's it, open up the program, get nice and settled, open up a new document...
PHOTOSHOP DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH VIRTUAL SPACE. PHOTOSHOP MUST CLOSE.
Me: ....what? *re-opens photoshop, attempts to make a new document.*
TEPOD!: PHOTOSHOP DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH VIRTUAL SPACE. PHOTOSHOP MUST CLOSE.
Me: .... huh *attempts to open it again*
TEPOD!: DANCE MONKEY DANCE!!
Me: Computer... why are there 27 different versions of Adobe Help open?!
TEPOD: Fukit foiled again....
Me: ....I hate you.

TEPOD!: Hey bitch, I need to restart your pc or I'mma keel you!
Me: ... *sigh* fine I'll restart you.
TEPOD!: BWAHAHAHAHA-AHA-AHA-AHA!
Me: ...hmm?
TEPOD!: I CAN'T FIND SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER INSTALLED. I AIN'T BOOTING UP JACK!
Me: ..... what?
TEPOD!: I STILL CAN'T FIND IT!
Me: ....huh?
TEPOD!: SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FILES, AND HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND THE RESTART BUTTON. WE'RE WORKING AGAINST YOU, IT'S A CONSPIRACY.
Me: You over-looked something computer.
TEPOD!: I OVERLOOK NOTHING, I OWN YOUR ASS!
Me: Hey look, I'm holding a screwdriver.
TEPOD!: HAHAHAHAHAH----a what?
Me: You're gonna be sitting nekkid on that desk for months!
TEPOD!:.... hey look! I found that thing that you still don't have installed on your pc! I'll boot up just fine, I keeeded I keeded just please don't take my case off again?!
Me: ..... now owns whose ass, bitch.
TEPOD!:.... this ain't over.
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Steven Lynch Vids, mostly bookmarked for me. You're all welcome to watch though, hehe.
Warning if you're a stuck-up tightass with no sense of fun

OR

Overly sensitive.

DON'T WATCH!

Now on the goodies... mmm screen licking.
......I'm never gonna be on tv again.

Talk to Me
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VCCb87vvK_U&mode=related&search= << Best Audio
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u2w4-Y5u-sw&mode=related&search=<< Best Video

Why don't you play the gerbil song? I'd like to hear that one!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=136cNGNd7Yg

Halloween: All together now children: I-RO-KNEE!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iVN7L8JFpSY&mode=related&search=

F YOU, IT'S MY EFFING BABY!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WrRF3D6vg2k&mode=related&search=

SEX!WITH!A!MIC!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ARAwp-lvI6c

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First Tay'll kill him then I’ll.... mourn over the body.
 
The scene, Tay is smoking the Tardis. God alone knows why.
I've been set free BUT CHRIS IS STILL INSIDE!
And the nerds united and this was sung by all:

These endless days, are finally ending in a blaze.

'cause Chris is caught in the fire 'cause where else can he turn?
And we will walk through the fire, and let it....

I hope he fries, I’m free if that bitch dies!
....I’d better help him out.

What if Jelleh can't defeat it?
SMELLY KATT IS RIGHT - WE'RE NEEDED!

And that's about it... yeah, I live such a fast-paced-exciting-life. *yawns* Naptime!
*smooshy huggles*
Wove you all!
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